Lordsteeb is a smart and handsome man with the following notable achievements:
- Presides over domain of backwards beets, a fair and just ruler who will tax you silly.
- Kniws nothing about sizing headers in html.
- Has a face but only, sometimes.
- Uses, commas, ironically.
Steeb also boasts an incredible knowledge of homestuck and he loves when people ask him questions about it.
Screen Name |
oatyBucket |
Typing Style |
Inserts, commas somewhat, randomly, possibly to convey a sort of Marilyn Monroe- or slam poet-like, breathlessness. |
Symbol |
Saggitarius |
Strife Specibi |
Pynchonkind |
horse lore[]
steeb suffers from an acquired disability that prevents him from learning, knowing, or remembering the mass or volume of a horse or any related equine
an odd defect considering he is, in fact, a living centaur
smart[]
he writes funny posts
made me pee my pants once for serious
whenever i feel like crap and post about it he almost always sends me an encouraging message and it really helps a lot thank you mr lordsteeb
handsome[]
wowowowowowowo
but for real though, dang
lips like some angel chiseled from the finest marble
but he never smiles :(
possibility of smooching steeb or of doing it with steeb[]
pretty high. has made references to his sexuality being "situational" and often discusses smooching on a non-gendered basis. mutiple tumblr users report erotically stimulating dreams about/involving lord steeb
controversy[]
- presumed britishkin due to powerful and impressive handling of english slang such as "cheeky" and "cheek" and "chav"
- is rated by objective sources as scoring between 0.89 and 1.0 doomguys, bestowing on him unearned doomguy privilege and making him the de-facto protagonist of Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (john uncharted) and Bioshock: Infinite (booger dimwit)