Lordsteeb is a smart and handsome man with the following notable achievements:
- Presides over domain of backwards beets, a fair and just ruler who will tax you silly.
- Kniws nothing about sizing headers in html.
- Has a face but only, sometimes.
- Uses, commas, ironically.
Steeb also boasts an incredible knowledge of homestuck and he loves when people ask him questions about it.
steeb suffers from an acquired disability that prevents him from learning, knowing, or remembering the mass or volume of a horse or any related equine
an odd defect considering he is, in fact, a living centaur
he writes funny posts
made me pee my pants once for serious
whenever i feel like crap and post about it he almost always sends me an encouraging message and it really helps a lot thank you mr lordsteeb
but for real though, dang
lips like some angel chiseled from the finest marble
but he never smiles :(
possibility of smooching steeb or of doing it with steebEdit
pretty high. has made references to his sexuality being "situational" and often discusses smooching on a non-gendered basis. mutiple tumblr users report erotically stimulating dreams about/involving lord steeb
- presumed britishkin due to powerful and impressive handling of english slang such as "cheeky" and "cheek" and "chav"
- is rated by objective sources as scoring between 0.89 and 1.0 doomguys, bestowing on him unearned doomguy privilege and making him the de-facto protagonist of Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (john uncharted) and Bioshock: Infinite (booger dimwit)