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Lordsteeb is a smart and handsome man with the following notable achievements:

  • Presides over domain of backwards beets, a fair and just ruler who will tax you silly.
  • Kniws nothing about sizing headers in html.
  • Has a face but only, sometimes.
  • Uses, commas, ironically.

Steeb also boasts an incredible knowledge of homestuck and he loves when people ask him questions about it.

Screen Name


Typing Style

Inserts, commas somewhat, randomly, possibly to convey a sort of Marilyn Monroe- or slam poet-like, breathlessness.



Strife Specibi


horse loreEdit


steeb suffers from an acquired disability that prevents him from learning, knowing, or remembering the mass or volume of a horse or any related equine

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steeb does not know how big a horse is

an odd defect considering he is, in fact, a living centaur


he writes funny posts

made me pee my pants once for serious

whenever i feel like crap and post about it he almost always sends me an encouraging message and it really helps a lot thank you mr lordsteeb



but for real though, dang

lips like some angel chiseled from the finest marble

but he never smiles :( 

possibility of smooching steeb or of doing it with steebEdit

pretty high.  has made references to his sexuality being "situational" and often discusses smooching on a non-gendered basis.  mutiple tumblr users report erotically stimulating dreams about/involving lord steeb


  • presumed britishkin due to powerful and impressive handling of english slang such as "cheeky" and "cheek" and "chav"
  • is rated by objective sources as scoring between 0.89 and 1.0 doomguys, bestowing on him unearned doomguy privilege and making him the de-facto protagonist of Uncharted: Drake's Fortune (john uncharted) and Bioshock: Infinite (booger dimwit)